Coffee Troubles and old news

I need to catch up with ya'll.
Kid's on tour, boiler is on the fritz.
Last night I had a dream in which I lived in a house where all the coffee cups were kept out of my reach and the coffee was a horrible hot water/oil combo. The coffee wasn't a smooth liquid drink, the hot water had a oily clump of something floating in it (like oil), which was supposed to be the coffee part but it wouldn't mix in to make a brewed-together mixture. All I could taste was hot water.
I didn't like it.